Ten Little Indians were not PC;
but better than th’original from Mrs Christie.
(So) Nine Little Soldier Boys were chosen instead;
To set up the rhyme, leaving ten people dead.
Eight Little Soldier Boys now touring the UK;
From Jan’ry to November with this well-travelled play.
Seven Little Soldier Boys might call this a classic;
Most likely since its done the rounds since the Jurassic.
(But) Six Little Soldier Boys cannot deny;
A master storyteller whose works will never die.
Five Little Soldier Boys might say to you;
Pay some attention here and get a big clue.
Four Little Soldier Boys will spot some TV stars;
Emmerdale, Blue Peter, Pascoe, crowdpleasers hurrah!
Three Little Soldier Boys will also see Paul Nicholas;
A permatanned acting colossus, his presence here will trick us.
Two Little Soldier Boys produced by Bill Kenwright;
But no role here for Miss Seagrove, I hope their future’s still bright.
(Now) One Little Soldier will give you guilty pleasure;
Directed by Joe Harmston, it’s a mystery to treasure.
The name of the show is And Then There Were None
Now I’m rhyming with Susan Penhaligon
Running time: 2 hours 20 minutes (with 2 intervals)
Booking until 30th May, then touring to Gravesend, Crawley, Rhyl, Croydon, Cardiff, Harrogate, Brighton, Milton Keynes, Newcastle, Bury St Edmunds, Dublin, Leeds, Cambridge, Swansea, Torquay, Southend, Swindon, Ipswich, Tunbridge Wells, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Derby and Manchester